i don't like sucking hair
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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