I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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