oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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