She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
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