Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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