i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
tell me about the eggs
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Randomize
