Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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