high people should be assigned attendants
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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