No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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