The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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