ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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