It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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