Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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