she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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