are you still at the devil's house?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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