i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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