its not stalking. its research.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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