he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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