How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
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