Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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