I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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