He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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