i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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