Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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