That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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