I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
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