Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
tell me about the eggs
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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