Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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