Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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