so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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