Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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