I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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