Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
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