She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
