Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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