Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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