are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Randomize
