Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You coming home soon, man?
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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