dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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