And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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