awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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