One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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