Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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