my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
