i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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