i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
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