I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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