Sponge bath it is.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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