Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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