So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Randomize
